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7/19/2008

Bhola and the Tamilian

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    A Tamilian call up Bhola and asks " tamil therima??"
    Bhola got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

 

7/15/2008

Bhola's wife and coke bottle

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    Bhola to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
    Biwi: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

 

7/5/2007

Java version

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    teacher asks a student: "what r d latest versions of JAVA"?
    student: ....Marjava,Mitjava,Lutjava,..ishq me dil kya..jaan bhi naam tere
    Karjava.

 

6/30/2007

Hindi Jokes

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    What's the diff between Dava and Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
    Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

5/11/2007

Marwadi in a cab

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    Taxi driver to a Marwadi passenger: "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?"
    Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar.

 

4/2/2007

Surprise

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    Musharaf sab ne apni Wife ko surprise dene ke liye apni mochen safe kara
    kar rat ko bed per ja kar let gaye...

    Wife
    Ne un ke cahre per hath pherte hoye kaha...
    Shaukat Aziz aj tum phir kase agaye...

 

3/27/2007

Molvi sab

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    Girl: Molvi sab i am in love....
    Molvi: Noozbila,Asteghfirula, Laholwala,Toba,Toba..
    Girl: No molvi sab... I am in love with u..
    Molvi: MashAllah,jazakAllah, SubhanAllah,Wahh,Wahh..

 

11/12/2006

Mia Biwi jokes

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    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
    To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead !

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    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
    Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

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    Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
    Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
    Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

 

9/22/2006

Budha start

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    One young mischieous boy went to his friend house, his friend's grandgrand father is sittig on bed, due to very old age,old man is shivering continously, he called his friend and questioned him.
    Tumney yeh buddha start karkay kyo choda hua hai

 

4/1/2006

Bhola with 100 watt bulb

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    Bhola 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
    Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
    Bhola : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

 

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